Giant Gorilla Admirer Gifts

Turn that noise down !

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

King Kongs first christmas

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Different kinds of car rides

Mammoth Posing

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Philip of Mastodon

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Giant Ice Skates

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".