Giant Gorilla Enthusiasts T-Shirts

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Young Godzilla.

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Mr. Kong?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

Turn that noise down !

Le Roi Kong

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'Wrong building you big ape.'

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"Hands up!"