Giant Gorilla Enthusiasts T-Shirts

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Young Godzilla.

mr godzilla you need anger management

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Mr. Kong?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

Turn that noise down !

Le Roi Kong

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'Wrong building you big ape.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

"Oops. Oops. Oops."