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"It's not you, it's me."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'Mr. Kong?'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.