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"Look, I'd rather be free, too, but at least we're not in a zoo anymore."

"Seriously, things are getting crazier by the day: now there are three documentary crews fighting over filming us..."

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Yep. I felt the tranquiliser dart, but it hit me after my fifth coffee of the morning, so I pretended to fall asleep: Boy those scientists got a scare!"

Tartine

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"welcome man cave."

Quiz Night...

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Now that's just low-down mean."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'Mr. Kong?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed