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Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Justice 4 Ron

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Nick Cave.

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

ABBA

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Fighting Gondoliers.

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

New York Gondolier

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Pirates of Venice

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"I'd like a table near the band please."

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

Eric Clapton

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Deaf in Venice

Gondolier Hat

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

'They think it's Andover - it is Slough!'

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

'Our gondolences on your loss.'