Gondola Groupie Pillows

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Justice 4 Ron

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

New York Gondolier

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Fighting Gondoliers.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Pirates of Venice

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Gondolier Hat

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Deaf in Venice

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

'Our gondolences on your loss.'

Mr. Punch in Venice