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Mr. Punch in Venice

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Gondolier

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Fighting Gondoliers.

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

New York Gondolier

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Pirates of Venice

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I don't sing. I do standup."

Venetian without the knowledge

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Death in Venice

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Gondolier Hat

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Deaf in Venice

Skating.

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'