Gondola Glider Gifts

Mr. Punch in Venice

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Gondolier

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

New York Gondolier

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Fighting Gondoliers.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"I don't sing. I do standup."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Pirates of Venice

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Venetian without the knowledge

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Death in Venice

Skating.

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Deaf in Venice

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

Gondolier Hat

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"