Gondola Gifts

Mr. Punch in Venice

Snowmobull

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Gondolier

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

New York Gondolier

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Fighting Gondoliers.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Pirates of Venice

"I don't sing. I do standup."

"You mean to tell me that drift is as tall as you are?!"

Snowmobile.

'Where the hell is my team ?'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Don Alahambra

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Venetian without the knowledge

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Gondolier Hat

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Death in Venice

Deaf in Venice

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"