Gondola Aficionado Gifts

'If reelected, how would you address our state's gondolier unemployment problem?'

Barcarolle: - a piece of music sung in the style of that used by Venetian Gondoliers.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Davos

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

"It beats flying for your food."

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

"I didn't even get a balloon."

Fitness Course.

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Balloon ski lift

Conductorcize.

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Clown Hunting

New York Gondolier

Fighting Gondoliers.

"Darn technology."

Segway Workout

Scrambler.

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'