Gondola Fan Gifts

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Pirates of Venice

'What zip code are we in now?'

Lady Justice.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Running out of Gas.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Migration Music

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Fighting Gondoliers.

New York Gondolier

How do fish get to work?

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Next stop: moon!

"Naw, it's a drone."

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Another flight of fancy."

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Deaf in Venice

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

Gondolier Hat

Ladder in a lift shard.

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'That was one thick cloud.'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'