Snow Globe Fan Gifts

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Alien Snowmen

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'Fine. And you?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Socially distanced sledding

"I love this time of year."

Snow Bridge.

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"You call this ice?"

Snow globe

Running out of Gas.

Snow globe vaccine

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

A man works in a snow globe.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Money Snowglobe

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

'Snow again, today...'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

4 seasons globe

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.