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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding