Snowglobe Enthusiasts Gifts

'Oh Lord, not again!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Socially distanced sledding

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Flake News

A skier and a paraglider

"I love this time of year."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

Weather today.

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."