Snowglobe Enthusiast Gifts

Money Snowglobe

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."

Flake News

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Ski kicker.

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A divided world.

'You win. Go out and play.'