Snow Globe Aficionado Gifts

"We're expecting some major accumulation."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Polar bear bowling alley

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

A divided world.

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

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