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"We're expecting some major accumulation."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Socially distanced sledding

"I love this time of year."

A divided world.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Ski kicker.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Snow globe

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"