Snow Globe Lovers Gifts

Snow Global Warming

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Snow globe

Weather today.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Snow globe vaccine

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

"It covers up all the debt."

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

A man works in a snow globe.

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."