Snowglobe Collector Gifts

'I really feel sorry for that guy, spending day after day in that little globe.'

"To be quite honest, I would have preferred to have been a snowman."

Cosy the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Snow globe

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Snow globe vaccine

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

A man works in a snow globe.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Money Snowglobe

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

'Anyone who's troubled by viewing the victim's corpse is free to leave the courtroom at this time.'

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."