Snowglobe Collector Gifts

'I really feel sorry for that guy, spending day after day in that little globe.'

"To be quite honest, I would have preferred to have been a snowman."

Cosy the Snowman

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Snow globe

Snow globe vaccine

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

A man works in a snow globe.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Money Snowglobe

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Snow again, today...'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.