Collecting Snowglobes Gifts

'Oh Lord, not again!'

Cosy the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Snow globe

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Snow globe vaccine

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

A man works in a snow globe.

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

'Anyone who's troubled by viewing the victim's corpse is free to leave the courtroom at this time.'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Money Snowglobe