Globe Collecting Gifts

Earth Snail

He lives in a little world of his own.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Grace For Flies

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

International Women's Day

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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Robert Fripp