Gondola Adventurer Gifts

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Easter Egg Delivery

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Windmill

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

New York Gondolier

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Deaf in Venice

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

Gondolier Hat

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

China balloons

'I told you not to blow out the candle!'

'This baby is great on gas...'

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

'May we tour the grounds?'

'Our gondolences on your loss.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'