In Love With The Gorgon Gifts

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Lost in Admiration

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

New York Gondolier

The Centaur of Attention.

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

"Unfortunately, we can't vote for Spongebob Squarepants..."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"We've got to fit a brace."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"It's inflation, Miss Borgia - too much money chasing too few poisons."

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

'It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.'

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

"The earth opening up and unearthing a prehistoric animal isn't as uncommon as you think. This is my third call this week."

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"I thought that was a mythical creature!"

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

Werewolf prone? Try our MoonBlock.

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

Halloween Party in Heaven