In Love With The Gorgon Pillows

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Lost in Admiration

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

The Centaur of Attention.

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

New York Gondolier

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

"We've got to fit a brace."

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"It's inflation, Miss Borgia - too much money chasing too few poisons."

'It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.'

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"I thought that was a mythical creature!"

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

"The earth opening up and unearthing a prehistoric animal isn't as uncommon as you think. This is my third call this week."

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

'Don't raise your hopes, George - We don't have a frying pan that size!!'

Werewolf prone? Try our MoonBlock.

Halloween Party in Heaven