Porridge Fan Gifts

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Spam in Hell.

Pond Dipping...

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"I'm a monster."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

What's the insect de jour?

Old Frogs' Home

The Second Fall of Man.r

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"