Porridge Aficionados Gifts

"No bloody porridge for us!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Jurassic Pork

Panettone

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

Pig Cheese

Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Extreme Imbibing.

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

People wanted For Taste Test.

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

"Hog Hell"

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'

"Sorry, I don't date older men."

"They were out of bacon."

The depreciating Value of Movie Theater Popcorn

"-and for those of you who don't know how to make porridge.."

'How come we never have porridge?'

'We're considering eliminating the 'Too Hot' and 'Too Cold' product lines...'

"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car."

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

No 3-Pronged Forks

"Admit it, Kevin! You've made a real meal out of your tattoo fetish."

'In mixed trading today, pork bellies took a tumble while cholesterol reached an all-time high.'

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.

"Remember that little girl Goldilocks that hassled us about the porridge? She's now a big food critic on the internet!"

'Marry me, Tiffany, and I'll give you all the pork you want.'