Porridge Aficionados T-Shirts

"No bloody porridge for us!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Jurassic Pork

Panettone

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Fearless Frog Part 19

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

Pig Cheese

Extreme Imbibing.

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Commodities Exchange. Around here, unloading 50 tons of pork bellies is not a physically demanding task.

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

People wanted For Taste Test.

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

Back Alley Bacon

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'

"Hog Hell"

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

"Sorry, I don't date older men."

"They were out of bacon."

"-and for those of you who don't know how to make porridge.."

The depreciating Value of Movie Theater Popcorn

'How come we never have porridge?'

'We're considering eliminating the 'Too Hot' and 'Too Cold' product lines...'

"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car."

"Admit it, Kevin! You've made a real meal out of your tattoo fetish."

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

You were right about this place, Perry: it's very nice. I think it was just the name that threw me off. The Pig Sty. The Pig Sty.

No 3-Pronged Forks

"Remember that little girl Goldilocks that hassled us about the porridge? She's now a big food critic on the internet!"

'Marry me, Tiffany, and I'll give you all the pork you want.'

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.