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Three bears porridge oats.

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"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

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"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"A little lamb please."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Swine flu

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

Mine Host.

England.

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'Cheer up...'

Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

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'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"My dad's a magician- he walks down the road and turns into a pub."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'