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Three bears porridge oats.

Jurassic Pork

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

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"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"A little lamb please."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

Swine flu

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

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England.

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'Cheer up...'

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

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Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

No Dogs.

Pig Cheese

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

"My dad's a magician- he walks down the road and turns into a pub."

Commodities Exchange. Around here, unloading 50 tons of pork bellies is not a physically demanding task.

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'