Porridge Perfectionist Gifts

Police at the scene of a theft at the three bears house

"-and for those of you who don't know how to make porridge.."

" 'Lets go for a nice walk in the woods' he says 'Let the porridge cool a little!' he says"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

The wonderful world of cheese.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Baking

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Husband bakes a pie

Cookery Lesson.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Mine was stone cold.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

American Pastry

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

Come dine with me!

I Bake. Deal with it.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

Here's one I made earlier.