Porridge Lover Gifts

'We're considering eliminating the 'Too Hot' and 'Too Cold' product lines...'

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Film Lovers.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"