Porridge Lover Pillows

'We're considering eliminating the 'Too Hot' and 'Too Cold' product lines...'

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Film Lovers.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

I bake my own bread.

What's the insect de jour?

"How are we on bread?"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'