Porridge Fan Pillows

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Spam in Hell.

Pond Dipping...

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"I'm a monster."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

What's the insect de jour?

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Lawyers On A Plane.

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"