Gorgon Fan Mugs

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Pond Dipping...

Zombie pet tricks.

100 best beheadings

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

What's the insect de jour?