Gourd Appreciator Gifts

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Buddhist photo albums,

Classic Emojis for sale.

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

Suburban street.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Tricks with a goldfish

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

'It's to help me cut down on gourds and such. It's the pumpkin patch.'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

"You might want to save some of this rage for your woodpecking."

Happy Halloween from the Gourds

"Jurassic Pork!"

"My mother is an erratic cook: My dad's porridge is always too hot, hers too cold, but thank goodness, mine is always just right..."

'Caution: Men Venting Spleen.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

Boysenberries and Girlsenberries

Help the Humorless