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"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Pond Dipping...

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

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'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Hey! No Tongues!'

What's the insect de jour?

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

"Im..peach...ment!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Which one's yours?'

'Mr. Kong?'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Name yer poison, gents!'