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Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

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'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I love rock festivals!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

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Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'