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"And would you like flies with that?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"Thanks for the starter!"

'Be gentle with me!'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Cooking.

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

'It's to help me cut down on gourds and such. It's the pumpkin patch.'

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

Leopard Frog (Rana Pipiens) - In honor of those who met their fate at the hands of an untold number of biology students.

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

Summer of 2020

Spoonfest

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.