Gourd Enthusiast Pillows

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Halloween fishbowl.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

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"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

Leap Frog

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'