Gourd Collector Pillows

Happy Halloween from the Gourds

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

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'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

S**t Threw a Goose

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Traffic Jam

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"This wine is CORKED!"

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

Corn Lizard

Wine-tasting Tour.

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!