Mustard Lover Gifts

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

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Official Team Cap With Beard

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

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"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Munch Master.

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Dijon Vu

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

Elizabeth I

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

"Please rise."

"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..."

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

Baking Buns