Mustard Lover Pillows

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

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When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Early Morning Roll Call.

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Munch Master.

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Dijon Vu

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

Elizabeth I

"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..."

"Please rise."

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

Baking Buns