Custard Lover Gifts

Clinker Built Dinghy Made Entirely of Custard

'More custard please.'

'I thought you said 'shared custard' not 'shared custody'.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

EU and India partnership.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Room for dessert, folks?"