Custard Lover Gifts

Clinker Built Dinghy Made Entirely of Custard

'More custard please.'

'I thought you said 'shared custard' not 'shared custody'.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Banana Split Personality

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

EU and India partnership.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"I'd like to toast our guests."