Custard Enthusiast Gifts

"This hospital is underachieving. So, I'm recommending an extra dollop of custard on your pudding at teatime."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'We're keeping him in custard for forty-eight hours.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Shark infested custard!

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'How would you like your toast?'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Where cronuts come from.

"I'll have dessert first."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Chubby man is disappointed that the stripper's cake is not a real cake.