Curd Connoisseur Gifts

'Oi! - Are you lookin' at my curd!?!'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

The Pooperrazzi

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Faux Poop!

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Baker

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.