Cork Connoisseur Gifts

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

A nice Chianti?

"I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.