Cork Popping Enthusiast Gifts

Wino Appreciation Group

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Bloody hell!"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

true love.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Red Wine

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"This wine is CORKED!"

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.