Cork Poppers Gifts

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

"This wine is CORKED!"

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

Wine-tasting Tour.

A little fizz?

The college of my choice.

Shall I draw a cork for us?

Amateurs de vin...

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'

'You better put on some lotion.'

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.