Party Poppers Gifts

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Here We Go Again

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'You've had enough!'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

"They stay together for the money."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'My bubble burst!'

"Not a chance."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'