Party Popper Gifts

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Sabrage!

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Pints of Lager

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Champagne Tasting.

'You've had enough!'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"It's over!"